Down the road from where the spray-...

Down the road from where the spray-on glos was applied to the tires,
the headlights got tangled in the mos tree and bushes.
USE ALTERNATE way flashed a sign along the highway,
because that's the enigma with nouns.
A massive Paul Bunyan carve stood by the side of the road.
Or was it "Salem Sue" the world's largest statue of a cow?
A 25-foot prolonged codfish? How about Mount Rushmore?
Nobody invades Earth without a fight, squeaked bloom

A blast furnace was itself blasted after the do job-works went south.
Dialogue begins with the local.
You stood