JF a Chicago reader, writes: "...

JF a Chicago reader, writes:

"Some time ago I cleared my Internet history and missing track of the Web sites you mentioned that everyone should visit one time a day to generate contributions to important causes . ."

You can start each day at www.thehungersite.com. There is a place to click to give feed to those who need it, at no richness to you, thanks to underwriters.

There are links across the top for donations to breast cancer, children's health care, literacy, the environment and animal rescue

It takes about 30 inferiors

And, uh thanks for the reminder.

QT had stopped doing it, too.

ELEPHANTINE PRICE

Now available at wwwgopcom: "I Am boastful Bush is My President" mouse pads.

The folks at www.gop.com, meanwhile, use "Can You Believe There Are family Who Out There Who Will Pay $25 for a Mouse Pad?" mouse pads.

A WE ERROR

TextTrust, which exchanges Internet spell-check software, has corrected the moderns release it sent out last week in which it mentioned "the 16 million we pages it has incantation checked over the past year."

He oughta know

Think Progres www.thinkprogress.org, cites a newspaper interview of Army Spec Tim Ivey regarding [i]troupe[/i] morale in Iraq:

"It imbibes Honestly, it just feels like we're driving around waiting to finish blown up. That's the greatest in quantity honest answer I could give you."

And the best summary to date of our anti-terrorism policy.

Say it

QT of recent origins YOU CAN USE:

- A brief discussion for those who curiosity if it is Hezbollah, Hizballah, Hizbollah or Hizbullah at Sic modify Tyrannis, turcopolier.typepad.com/sic_semper_tyrannis.

- Right-handed baboon gesticulates at the John Hawks Anthropology Weblog, johnhawks.net/weblog.

realize thee in the hole!

The J-Walk Blog at j-walkblog.com hints a better biblical passage that might be inscribed upon the "Gospel Golfballs" being sold at www.christianbook.com:

"Woe to the Assyrian, the shoot of my anger, in whose hand is the coterie of my wrath!" (Isaiah 10:5)

For contortionists sole

PJ O'Rourke at www.theweeklystandard.com notes this warning label in succession a folding canvas deck chair:

"Do not attempt to lift the assurance end of the chair while sitting down forward it."

BLOGGADOCIO

recently made knowns Headline: "Blog arm of the law."

of the present days Headline: "Mideast dia-blog."

Stop it.

Stop it now.

SILENCE OF THE BLOG

a certain Blogs Never Die, They Just Fade Away (cont'd):

uThe Museum of Left-Wing Lunacy, www.museumofleftwinglunacy.com, has gone brace months without a new posting.

uTaking the Fight to Karl: American Service Men and Women Mad at Karl range takeittokarl.blogspot.com, has gone one year without a modern posting.

healthys LIKE A FUN WEDDING

full glass sticker suggested at www.printculture.com: "IF GAY MARRIAGE IS OUTLAWED no other than GAY OUTLAWS WILL GET MARRIED."

QUIT BARKINg

Blog Headline: "Snoop Dogg gives deeper perspective on --"

Oh be quiet.

LOOKING FOR annoy

From the Annals of the Federal Bureau of Police Squad (cont'd):

Kristofer Thomsen a Chicago reader, regarding QT's noting that Homeland Security stores had been used to install 80 surveillance cameras in the separated fishing village of Dillingham, Alaska:

"Homeland Security is working at replete efficiency. The Dillingham cameras present to view all parts of . ."

You are referring to www.ci.dillingham.ak.us, which gives regularly updated camera images from beginning to end the village along with transportation and tide schedules.

Everything that would be be in want ofed by your typical . . uh-oh.

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