of recent origins Headline: "Dems, ...

of recent origins Headline: "Dems, GOP trade shooters on security; but they all agree forward vulnerability."

Or consider at it this way:

The Republicans can take credit for our remaining wide lay open to a terrorist attack, having talked a allotment while doing nothing much.

The Democrats can take credit, also, having talked a fate while doing nothing much about nothing a great quantity [i]or[/i] amount of being done.

Didn't bipartisanship used to work better than this?

Diversion tactic

just discovereds Item: "While the British terror suspects were hatching their scheme the Bush administration was quietly seeking permission to divert $6 million that was suppos to be exhausted this year developing new homeland explosives detection technology."

Probably trying to whirl the terrorists off. This is what they would least calculate upon

Cowabungle

We Have Seen the not past nor future and It Does Not Work:

A consumer dispose has gone to court in behalf of the lactose intolerant seeking labels forward bottles of milk warning that milk contains milk.

The flying insane

Will "Snakes onward a Plane" Please Open with equal reason We Can Be Done with This (cont'd):

- pillage Mitros, a Chicago reader, writes:

"In appreciation for his worthy play this year, I will delegate French delicacies to the right fielder for the Chicago White Sox: Crepe for Jermaine."

- David Whiteis, a Chicago reader, wants you to know that if you were a surveyor dividing up parcels of land bordered through glacial ridges, if you action faith healers and if you derive pleasure from reading the opinions of different jazz critics, you have stakes in moraines, fakes to disdain and novel takes on Coltrane.

Respectively.

merely a few days until the opening. . .

Kinkajou boo boo

recents Item: Paris Hilton bitten at pet kinkajou.

It was left to a kinkajou to do something while the quietness of us just stood around.

It pays to do nothing

recents Headline: "BP estimates costs to fix pipeline at $170 million."

Can you blame BP for putting facing its maintenance?

This arises to more than 64 hours' worth of last quarter's profits.

A head case for numbers

Mary Molnar, an Evanston reader, regarding QT's noting that it is possible to play "Louie, Louie" upon a touch-tone phone while punching 111-66-999-66 and still gaze as if you are busy at work, writes:

"I'd like you to know that 669##96544566-55-669##96544565-44 plays Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy' "

Meanwhile, QT still works to excellent "Strangers in the Night."

48848-48684 . .

LIGHT TOUCH

recent Education + the Criminal Mind =

A put drugs into dealer in Knoxville, Tenn., received a shipment of marijuana packed in an of long date portable gasoline tank and decided it would be quickest to make an incision in it open with a blowtorch, police said.

SPAMAGRAMS

KG a Homewood reader, regarding other readers mentioning spam messages with sender's names including Skylight C Scrabbled and Qualities P Interbreeding, wants you to know that she has been spammed from Crustiest S. Retainer and Trombone K Laotian.

YOU DON'T SAY

From the QT Archive of Knowledge:

- The Republic of Yugoslavia left behind a $14000 water bill in the District of Columbia.

- Astronomers discover a strange "potentially hazardous asteroid" every five days.

CHEESY

novels Headline: "Naked U.S. tourist amok in Swiss town."

preserve in mind: These things happen in three

Speaker takes a stand

QT Grammar R Us Seminar onward the English Language (cont'd):

Susan Posner a Geneva reader, writes:

"Have you been hearing population say 'wallah' for 'voila,' which is fitly pronounced 'vwallah'? It's enough to make me want to yank in succession my mane."

You are trying to sneak into a different part of the array of less front than depth aren't you.

There is barely one syllable in "dais," on the way.

CAT SCRATCH febrile affection FOR SURE

T Nugent regarding the hunting of deer:

"Uncle T here, and I am bright-eyed and throbbing with Tedstosterone because the bloods are on the move, the Nuge is in the furrow I am swinging by a nostril hair across the yawning abyss, and my brainss are erect, organic and orgasmic with the spirit of the wild. . ."

Harmless animals be attentive to to bring out the perception of adventure in

pro-war draft-dodgers.

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