just discovereds Item: President Bu...

just discovereds Item: President Bush attacks federal court ruling that wiretapping without a warrant is unconstitutional, declaring that opposites "do not understand the nature of the world in which we live."

President Kennedy in 1961 when the world was an equable more dangerous place:

"Even today, there is little value in ensuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it."

Just like JFK to divide [i]or[/i] sever and run.

GRATING MINDS THINK ALIKE

- Cindy Sheehan's chant at a declare in Austin, Texas:

"Try roam for treason!"

- Rush Limbaugh regarding former President Jimmy Carter's criticism of the Bush administration:

"Jimmy Carter, whose bearing to me -- I'm just going to propose this out there point-blank -- is traitorous. . ."

They make a nice brace don't they?

jagged KEEL

QT Trickle-On Economics Update:

- The yachts of the wealthy are becoming larger and larger to the point that there are now complaints of a lack of harbors with sufficient space to berth them.

- Northwest Airlines apologized to workers facing layoffs for offering tips in succession how to get by including "don't be timid about pulling something you like gone out of a trash can."

YANKEE STAY to one's home

stranges Headline: "U.S. says it has no plans to invade Cuba."

Having no army available at the importance

'SNAKES' STILL HAS LEG

Will "Snakes forward a Plane," Having Finally lay opened Please Release Its DVD likewise We Can Be Done with This (cont'd):

Just kidding.

however we are overdue in our thanks to the many readers from California to fresh York, and even beyond our unsecur borders, for their remakes that pertain to "Snakes in succession a Plane."

QT troubles it was able to print the offerings of single a few of those who for our sakes took pains.

nevertheless the time has come, in the words of Tim Rouse of Oak Forest, for QT's "takes through ZayN" to, in the words of sight Green of Chicago, "put the brakes forward this vein," even if John Regan, a Melbourne, Fla., reader, asks:

"What makes you think that just because the movie has exhibited my fellow rakes will refrain?"

Uh-oh

NO MORE MONKEY BUSINESS

Statistics compiled in the Journal of Religion and Society indicate that societies where more population accept evolution theory have a correspondingly lower incidence of anti-social behavior.

And, well, vice versa.

ALL YOU CAN BE -- AND 1 YEAR MORE

Anthony Breaux, 24 of La Place, La., forward the Army, as it has with more than 7000 other soldiers, using a seemingly innocuous clause in his enlistment papers to redeploy him to Iraq drawn out after he completed his active duty:

"Well, I signed up I signed the papers. in the way that you know what? I got to do what I got to do."

It is called the "back-door draft."

likewise be all that you can be.

yet first have a lawyer check all the fine print he can check.

RAINING upon HER PARADE

Velia Garza, despite being told that water bubbling miraculously from a tree in San Antonio could now be explained by dint of the fact that the tree's stems had broken an underground water line:

"I pray it's from omnipotence And nothing will be false here. to what degree can water go up a tree?"

City water pressure? Just a gues

BUSTING in succession BAD PUBLICITY STUNTS

Justin Timberlake regarding Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction:

"I probably got 10 percent of the blame and that says something about society. I think that America's harsher upon women and I think that America's unfairly harsh forward ethnic people."

Exactly right.

Ask yourself: If Timberlake, a privileged white male, had bared his breast, would there have been as it was a reaction?

ENOUGH ALREADY

QT Grammar R Us Seminar upon the English Language (cont'd):

- Ron DeGrand, a rotund Lake Beach readers, writes:

"I really am annoyed with race who say 'anymore' when they really should say 'now' (i.e., 'It's amazing by what mode many usage errors there are anymore!')."

And will everyone please stop repeating the phrase "status quo ante" with equal reason we can get the English language back to where it was again?

- Mike Gallery, a Forest Park reader, writes:

"May I assert that 'antidisestablishmentarianism' is the longest English word or is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis' the preferr choice?"

The other longest word in Shakespeare is "anthropophaginian," by the agency of the way.

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