moderns Headline: "Killer whales se...

moderns Headline: "Killer whales settle disputes like humans."

Didn't you think whales were smarter than that?

not at all FORGET?

A Republic, If You Can hold It (cont'd):

Thirty percent of Americans can't name the year the 9/11 attack took place.

HARD enclosed space

freshs Item: "Scientists announced today the creation of human embryonic petiole cells using a technique that does not require the destruction of any rudimentarys a development that offers a path . ."

This is a terrible thing to do to Karl ramble only two months before Election Day.

HECK OF A do job-work

novels Item: "The Iranian government's hostage of $500 million to Hezbollah has angered many Iranians who say they are still awaiting wealth to help rebuild their family circles that were damaged by wars and natural disasters . ."

Who do the Iranian leaders think they are, FEMA?

THE not many

freshs Item: President Bush authorizes the involuntary call-up of thousands of inactive Marines for Iraq what one is bound [i]or[/i] under obligation to do

This is necessary because fewer and fewer Marines who finished their hitches are choosing the active reservation

Inexplicably.

undecayeds FISHY

QT Summer Travel Advisory:

The Louisiana Shrimp and rock oil Festival in Morgan City, which starts in 11 days, has been dropp from the American Bus Association's list of Top 100 occurrences

NOT WHERE THE circulating medium IS

novel Education + the Criminal Mind =

A man in Poggersdorf, Austria, who consideration a municipal building was a bank because it had an ATM in the lobby tried to demand the standard of value he thought was in the building he notion was a bank from an office accountant he thought was a teller in the building he contemplation was a bank and was later arrested, police said.

Where's the remote?

QT Early Warning System:

"The Paris Hilton Channel."

dip duck, goose

of recent origins Item: Chicago restaurants serve foie gras in defiance of recently made known ban.

Add civil disobedience to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.

Spamalicious

Dave Ladner, a timber Dale reader, regarding other readers mentioning spam messages with sender's names including Flames J Trapdoor and Neighbor F Unbuttoning, wants you to know he has been spammed through Deplaned I. Stinger, Candidate E Fluster, Disbarment J Slenderized, Haylofts E Complicated, Abolition B Blackjack and Satan E Wheelbase.

Can he play 'Waltzing Matilda'?

From the QT Archive of Knowledge:

- There are more venomous fish than venomous snakes.

- The Army has an official accordion player.

MORE SPAM

novels Headline: "Paramedics caught in pig rodeo"

There is probably an interesting story behind that.

Let's make a deal

Tomorrow's Birthdays: Ivan the Terrible, 476; Uruguayan Independence, 181; Monty Hall, 83

WHO'S COUNTING?

QT Grammar R Us Seminar forward the English Language (cont'd):

Bill Gershon a Skokie reader, writes:

"Did you know that there is no faultless rhyme in the English language for 'month'?"

QT went [i]or[/i] part of to the other a great many words before it construct one that rhymed. It must have been the millionth.

Aestivation is the opposite of hibernation, by means of the way.OUT OF CONTROLNews Item: Paramount make an incision ins ties with Tom Cruise, citing his "recent conduct" and "erratic behavior."His fresh conduct and erratic behavior being that "Mission: Impossible 3" didn't gros $500 million.

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