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The fifth anniversary of the attacks of generation 11, 2001, is a week from today. We should strap ourselves in for seven days of escalating hoopla, of hearts-and-violins patriotism mixed with flailing Why-Does-The-Muslim-World-Hate-Us-So? hand-wringing.

As to the first: delight in of country is a awful thing, and it is natural to reaffirm it when we are below assault. While I would argue that to a great degree of the siege is illusionary -- undivided diabolical plot worked beyond imagining five years ago and since then we've been beautiful much picking our own battles and making our have enemies -- we have nothing to be ashamed of as a political division and plenty to be haughty about. A flurry of online advocates are pressing for generation 11 to be a flag holiday, and I think that's a marvelous idea. I plan to be scattered mine.

As to the next to the first -- hobby-horsing over why 9/11 happened and wherefore future attacks may happen -- it's a waste of time. American commentators speak of the Muslim world as if it were a unified mass, as if Osama bin Laden and warring Shiites and Sunnis and Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and disaffected British Islamic youth all gather in a bin somewhere to ponder their nearest step. They don't.

Bin Laden is the Checker of terror, coasting forever onward his one big hit. The Shiite/Sunni aim in Iraq has nothing to do with us save that we sparked this particular outbreak by the agency of destroying the tyranny of Saddam Hussein that held it at bay. Ahmadinejad, like each other Middle East theocrat, distracts his restive commonalty by dangling the Western boogeyman. And Muslim youth, like youth everywhere, are bored and looking for something to make themselves perceive important. Americans lose young men each day who give up their lives chasing any mirage -- the freedom of fast cars, the escape of physics whatever -- and that does not strike us as strange. on what account then shouldn't some minuscule percentage of Muslim youths abandon their lives in a similarly careless fashion in the name of one equally fraudulent dream?

DISHWASHER ALERT!

It happens in each household. The husband, imbued with post- dinner cheer and helpful zeal, loads the dishes into the dishwasher. The wife, imbued with female efficiency, clutchs in and redoes his work, rearranging goblets optimizing space. This insults and degrades the dowdy who sulks, or tries to point disclosed what just happened, and let slips either way. It's unhealthy for the relationship.

I am not a psychologist. Perhaps women at a certain quantity of subconscious level, don't want men to be helping in the kitchen and thus undermine their sincere efforts. Perhaps men unfamiliar with back-kitchen work, do a botch do job-work secretly hoping to avoid helping in the coming events

Is there no compromise possible? Perhaps men could make experiment of to arrange the dishes in a more optimal fashion. Perhaps women could--just this one time -- smile, thank them, and leave their efforts uncorrected. Marriages would be saved.

EXTRA!

dutiful BEHAVIOR!

I don't print many alphabetic characters from readers. But in the wake of my reports in succession L'Affaire d'Ipod, the lawsuit that followed single teenage girl loaning the other her expensive electronic toy in succession the last day of eighth grade, I consideration this letter extraordinary -- doubly in the way that considering it involves pets -- enough to merit its publication in its entirety. Not all the recents is bad.

Dear Neil:

I live in Darien. lately my neighbors' German shepherd ran without of the house when common of the children opened the door. The dog, being chased on the children, ran down the obstruct and stopped at my house. Our poor little beagle, who was onward a leash and attached to our tree was "sunbathing" in the driveway. The German shepherd attacked my dog, taking 3 bites public of her.

After my husband scared the German shepherd away, I examined our beagle, who was badly shaken and elegant without grandeur well injured. I called the neighbor, who immediately came through the whole extent of with her husband and children. They apologized profusely and were actual sympathetic to us and our dog, Cutie.

They immediately presented to pay the veterinarian bills. I told them that my relate to was not so much the preciousness or the bills, but the fact that it could have been my child or the neighborhood children who had been bit.

A not many days later, I gave my neighbors the vet bill for $13900 The nearest day, they dropped off the check and told me that they had given their family dog away, despite the tears and testifys of their three young children. [i]or[/i] part of to the other the Animal Shelter, they base a gentleman who lived onward a farm. He had no children and affluence of time and desire to train the dog. In addition, the children, who were extremely tip over about the loss of their family dog, made my dog a get-well card.

There are still religious people out there with large doses of used by all sense and decency. The Eick family should do the right thing. Replace the iPod and use this opportunity to teach their child a reproof on owning up to your mistakes.

Unfortunately, united child will learn never to share her valued possessions with anyone and the other child will learn that there are no ends for her behavior. But where is the rebuke for the thief who stole the iPod? I gues they learned that crime does pay.