MSNBC stranges Headline: "HILLARY ...

MSNBC stranges Headline: "HILLARY CLINTON ELUDES TO A POSSIBLE PRESIDENTIAL trip IN 2008."

direct the eyes as if someone used the guilty word.

Then again, maybe not.

PROGRES forward ONE LEVEL

stranges Item: Opium production in Afghanistan is now nearly 100 times what it was before the invasion, accounting for 92 percent of the world's stock

Or contemplate at it this way: Nation-building works. We're creating another Colombia.

RUSH HAS COMPANY

Sean Hannity forward why we fight:

"This is the force to say that there are things in life worth fighting and dying for, and the same of them is to make trustworthy Nancy Pelosi doesn't become the speaker."

Say what you will about Hannity.

He doesn't ask these sacrifices lightly.

GIVE THIS 2 OR 3 READS

Mike Rizzo, a Woodstock reader, regarding the BBC's pulling a radio comedy delineation in which listeners would hear someone pretending to draw a cartoon of Muhammad, saying this might be offensive to Muslims, writes:

"I told a friend about reading what you had written about listening to someone pretending to draw a cartoon of Muhammad. What if he mention one by ones a friend?"

pious question. The person told on your friend can only possibility of good it is not offensive if someone listens to someone telling what he has been told about someone reading what was written about listening to someone pretending to draw a cartoon of Muhammad.

No indication of alcohol

The Not Me Decade, in which everybody other is responsible for everything, continues:

A community student in Pomona, N.J., who dislocated his shoulder when he wasn't careful climbing on the outside of the top bunk in his dorm su the maker of the sleep bed for not giving sufficient warning that it is dangerous not to be careful climbing public of a top bunk.

What about that roar again?

QT Trickle-On Economics Update:

The real median income of working American households knock down for the fifth straight year, down 54 percent since 2000 while the economy continued to increase

Rug bug

Supermarket Headline of the Month: "MICROSCOPIC SPACE ALIENS INFESTING CARPETS."

vigorouss like 'Smallville'

The latest asteroid to be discovered sole after it narrowly missed Earth is Asteroid 2006 QM111 which last week came within 95200 miles, or les than half the distance to the satellite

nevertheless it was a very small asteroid, and, if it had hit, it would have, at worst, quenched only a very small town.

'G' for goodbye

recents Item: Two hundred employees at Britain's largest bingo chain losing their do job-works because business dropped off after fresh government smoking ban.

And the 200 will certainly agree that being unemploy is a small price to pay for a smoke-free environment.

Dwarf your memory

- JP a Chicago reader, regarding the ruling that Pluto is now a dwarf planet and the ne for a recent mnemonic device to remember the remaining eight planets, writes:

"My real Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing."

- Joe Szczender a Joliet reader, writes:

"Movie Viewers derive pleasure from Most Justifying Snakes Unaccountably Negotiating Planes."

- Forrest Marler, a Huntsville, Texas, reader, writes:

"My same Exotic Mistress Just Showed Up Nude"

- TM a Northfield reader, writes:

"Don't worry about a recent mnemonic for the planets. in what way about one to remember the eight dwarfs -- Doc, Dopey, Sneezy Pluto and in such a manner on? Come to think of it, by what mode about a mnemonic to remember to what extent to spell 'mnemonic'?"

Huh? Sorry. QT was still considering the Texan mistress.

Um confident

QT novel Corporate Gibberish of the Week:

Inyx announced it will expand marketing in consequence of its Exaeris subsidiary.

NYUK NYUK NYUK

Robert Fischetti, a Freeburg Pa., reader, regarding a scrutinize showing that more Americans can name the Three Stooges than the three branches of management writes:

"Most Americans are aware of Libya's Moammar Gadhafi, moreover how many know of his sum of two units henchmen, Larrymar and Curlymar?"

in the same manner that's where they went.

1984 ALL throughout AGAIN

stranges Item: "Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney a 2008

Republican presidential hopeful said forward Thursday his

administration's restrictions forward stem cell research are aimed at heading facing an 'Orwellian' future."

For those keeping track of politicians who haven't read a word of Orwell.

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