The cluricaune, you must know, is a...

The cluricaune, you must know, is a leprechaun Who's taken to the drink. He also likes the pipe. You'll not at any time guess his proper name: he's called Anon. You could mistake him for a tiny guttersnipe.

That's to what end the bottle of poteen you fancy was still Half-full is always destitute in the blight of day. And wherefore do you think there's salt in the peppermill?